Right. I know nothing about this bloggie action. I was told just to sort of blurt on the screen, so here we go…
The geese are suddenly back in town. I mean big, nasty, winged, LOUD geese. I understand that they’re a national symbol and all, but holy hell, do they have to be so LOUD? And you know, it wouldn’t be all that bad if it were a NICE sound. But no, it’s a horrible honking. You have to wonder what they did in their last live(s) to deserve such a terrible sound to be their one and only vocalization… Huh. Deep thought for the day – tick! Completed. Excellent. Sense of satisfaction for having completed deep thought of the day – tick. Good. Right on target.
I guess I should explain this whole Uthagon thing (pr. YOUTH-a-gone, for all you sticklers out there). But I’m not going to. Stay tuned and we’ll see if the mood strikes me later. 
March has been a very bad month. I’ve sent it to the corner AND its room without supper, but it’s still acting up. Let’s take a tally, shall we? Well, I started the month by getting (inexplicably) dumped. Over text, on my cell phone. At work. Ya – classy. THEN, well suffice to say that there was a ’scare’. It’s a girl thing. Leave it alone. THEN, the stupid boy (not so affectionately named Buckethead from now on) actually starts texting me again. Honest, it’s like something out of a movie! He’s so sorry, he misses me so much, he needs me in his life… And, like the stupid girl in the movie, I foolishly fall for it. Only to be dumped AGAIN. Good job, me!
THEN, I lose my job. Oh ya. I was called into a huge meeting at work and we were informed that the company was merging two offices, and that it was like musical chairs – only a few chairs, and a lot of people, so some of us were being let go. THEN I found out about the absolute MORONS that they had elected to keep, instead of me. Now I’m not so mad. That whole place will come down like a house of cards if they expect these people to be able to keep their heads out of their asses long enough to actually get anything DONE – let alone correctly!
THEN (oh yes, there’s more!) I was at my best friend’s house, and I noticed a letter there for me. Since I lived with her for a while when I first got to Alberta, some mail still goes there for me. Somehow, though, it seems to get misplaced or forgotten, and this time I managed to miss the payment date on my car insurance… Eep! I paid it right away, but that night I found a nasty letter at Mel’s house that told me they were cancelling my insurance for failure to pay! Grr. THEN, that same night, I got pulled over on the way home from Mel’s (she lives about 4 blocks away! 4 blocks!) – the first time ever that I’ve been pulled over. Turns out that I had a headlight out (uh, FYI – it’s been out for over a month. Yes I’m that lazy). I handed over my license and registration (and the insurance that I’d been informed was being cancelled) and the cop came back to my car and told me that my Ontario license should have been replaced by now and it’s a $200 fine! ACK! Luckily, my good looks and charm prevailed and I got out of it without a ticket, but now I have to spend $60 on a new license, and Mel & I had a hell of a time replacing that damn bulb. Where are the burly, handy-type men when you need them?
So ya, now you understand why I had to discipline March. I can only hope I made an impression on April, and it behaves itself – my parents are coming to visit on April 6th! YAY! So, it’s got a good beginning already…
Oh yikes, that’s going to have to be it (I know, lengthy to begin with) – LOST is on!
